Preface

Fatal Spam Popup Ads
Posted originally on the SquidgeWorld Archive at http://squidgeworld.org/works/70875.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
Major Character Death
Category:
Vs. / Antagonistic
Fandoms:
Five Nights at Roner's - Video Games, Five Nights at Roner's Classic | Remastered, Five Nights at Roner's 2, Pocket Waifu: Desktop Pet [Video Game], Indéfendable [TV]
Relationships:
Roane Vaydich & Tyrone Watermelon, Tyrone Watermelon vs Gayson Gaydick vs Roner Gaydick vs James Gingershitter vs David Tacomuncher, Tyrone Watermelon vs Dog Like Thing
Characters:
Tyrone Watermelon, David Tacomuncher [Five Nights at Roner's], Gayson Gaydick [Five Nights at Roner's], Roner Gaydick [Five Nights at Roner's], James Gingershitter [Five Nights at Roner's], Dog Like Thing, Roane Vaydich - Mentioned, Maxime Dubois - Mentioned, Melodie "Melo" Dominique - Mentioned, Silver [Pocket Waifu: Desktop Pet] - Mentioned
Additional Tags:
Crossover, In a way, Night Guard, Haunted House, Ghosts, Supernatural - Ghosts, Computers, Surveillance, Cameras, Sad Ending, Jumpscares, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Rare Fandoms, Antagonist Relationship, Canonical Character Death, Male Protagonist, Popups, Other Fandoms Characters Are Only Mentioned, Implied Sexual Content, POV Third Person Limited, Word count: 100 - 500, One Shot, Autistic Author, Betaed - No, My First Work in This Fandom
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2025-01-13 Words: 338 Chapters: 1/1

Fatal Spam Popup Ads

Summary

A simple story with Five Nights at Roner’s.
It's five hours till the end of the night. Tyrone watches the ghosts through the surveillance cameras. Suddenly, the computer screen is full of pop-ups.

Fatal Spam Popup Ads

Tyrone sighs. It's five hours till the end of the night. He moves quickly from one surveillance camera to another, making sure no ghosts are near the room he's in.

He sees David calmly eating his tacos. Gayson makes a horrendous noise in the room with the broken camera for physical training. Roner, as stupid as ever, stares at a wall. James seems angry but he's an aggressive ghost so it's nothing new. No trace of the Dog Like Thing.

So far, so good. Tyrone remembers the advice left to him by his mysterious employer, Roane, in voice messages every night Tyrone works. Suddenly, he lets out a swearword as the computer screen fills up with pop-ups. Spam ads. They hide the image of the camera, of all cameras.

Tyrone hurried to close them as he read.

“Need a private investigator? Maxime Dubois is there for you.”

“Here's a miracle formula for a dream body. Click here to lose weight!”

“MISSING PERSON: Have you seen this young woman? Melodie ‘Melo’ Dominique. NAAAHHH, this is a joke! Melo is fine! XD Need a lawyer? The firm Lapointe-Macdonald and Nolin’ members can assist you.”

“The hottest games of the hour are at Hentai.Seclusion.XXX! CLICK HERE”

“Download ‘Pocket Waifu: Desktop Pet’ *HERE*. Lil Silver is waiting for you. No, it's not a virus disguised as a pirated version of the game! I swear!”

“Are you looking for love? SparklingLove is South Asia's #1 dating platform!”

But there are too many. Tyrone is so focused on his task that he hasn't seen nor felt James enter the room. He screams as the ghost jumpscare him. James kills Tyrone, ripping him open and tying knots in his entrails. This always calmed him down.

And so Tyrone's work comes to an abrupt end. Roane will have to explain himself to the police when they find his employee's body.


Note: Although the events of this story take place during the first game, the popups only exist in the second Five Nights at Roner's.

Afterword

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